Never odd or even
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with. It felt like losing your co-rememberer meant losing the memory itself, as if the things we’d done were less real and important than they had been hours before.
John Green, The Faults in Our Stars. (via anotherblogaboutquotes)

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
wayne-fucking-francis:

“That pizza has been up there for a week”

wayne-fucking-francis:

“That pizza has been up there for a week”

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

ohcorny:

weepinduo